His whole purpose in life is to make children all over the world happy.

I don’t care if he was a product of a Coca Cola ad campaign, we are surrounded by some pretty messed narratives in this society (has anyone else watched Dexter lately?) Compared to all that, the character of Santa Claus, a man whose enormous and unprejudiced generosity is totally altruistic, is a pretty awesome construct.

So thank you old man, you inspire me.