As I type this, my wrists are getting sweaty from my too-warm key pad and the glare from the sunshine outside is obscuring half my screen. Summer is barely here and already it’s annoying me.

And to think I used to think this time of year was for swimming in lakes, drinking root beer slurpees and playing endless games of monopoly in my friends’ basements.

Wow. I really am getting old. Thank god for toddlers.